Tuesday, July 23, 2024

Scepter of the Fire Cat: The Lost One (Book 2)

 Working on cleaning it up aka editing on this one. Hoping to finish it soon. The delay has been creating scenes and portraits. I want to release this book in COLOR and have lots and lots of pictures.

What kind? This is Lynsa; Prince Linnell's love interest.


And this one; Lady Teloive (woodland witch) creating a transmutation spell using fire runes.


I'm creating portraits of this book's important characters. 

IF... IF I can do it in color and it doesn't cost an arm and a leg, I'll re-do book 1 which has a "few" black and white images. Eh. They were okay, but color does the images so much better.

Will it help sell books? I certainly hope so. I have discovered today's youth are image-oriented, and especially with color images. Yes, I know, animation is even better, but have you attempted to place animation in a book? Hm? Something to think about down the road. For e-books, it would work, paperbacks will take a little more evaluation.

Okay, just three more characters and this blog post is done. I'm not showing the main characters of the novel - Trel and Nori... although if you look at the image of Lady Teloive, Trel is sitting at the table.

This is Guardsman Senior Ahsey of the Royal House of King Ariello.


This is King Ariello, ruler of Yorela, the surviving seaside kingdom of the legendary Adavinya.


What fantasy world can exist without an evil wizard? I give you, Zalran, Royal Wizard.


Trust me, you haven't even seen the tip of the iceberg of characters...
Trel - groomsman and guardian/mentor of Prince Linnell.
Linnell - obviously the prince, son of King Ariello
Nori - the half-breed albino engaged to Trel
Luap - good wizard from the legendary west edge of Adavinya
Arual - Luap's daughter
Rizell - thief, sort of a Robin Hood type
Bringel - Rizell's #1 right-hand man
Asena - princess, daughter of King Ariello
... and so many more.

Until next I ramble on...














Thursday, May 16, 2024

How To Stop A Mistake

 For those of us who own a PC... let me put you in on a secret. If you have two drives; like "C" and "D" and the company gives you like a whopping 235 gigabytes of space on "C." Yeah, I know. It sounds like a lot of space.

IT's NOT!!

You start adding programs and ALL of them want to install on the "C" drive and store all your work data of the program on the "C" drive, too.

Even 'downloads' go to the "C" drive.

That's when I discovered the problem. I was attempting to download a new program and well, I'd run out of space on "C" and it wouldn't download to completion.

Are you ready? My "D" drive had over 900G of free space. I'd only used, in all those years, only a measly 82G on the "D" drive. 

I had to go through the "C" drive and purge what I thought I could afford to lose.

All of this didn't happen overnight. I've had my laptop for about four years; maybe five. Okay, six years.

Going through all those old files was a nightmare. I had copies of copies. I decided to use the most logical method of deleting files. List them from largest to smallest. Get rid of the BIG files first. That seemed the best method.

I had a whole 683 megs of free space. Deleting files, starting in the Download directory, biggest first, I quickly was up to 1.2G of free space.  Whoo-hoo!! UGH! So much work, so little gained.

But, I kept at it. Then I realized, I was deleting files but the programs would just put more files back and fill up what little gain I had.

Move the programs to the "D" drive was my inspiration.

I created two directories on "D" named "Applications" and "App Data" which I would use to reload the programs from "C" to "D."

I made sure I had my data saved to another temporary area, made sure I had the registration key, and then I deleted the program. Once that was done, I reloaded the program but rather than allowing everything to go to default locations, I put the applications in the "Applications" directory, and if they wanted a storage or temporary work directory, I forced it to the "App Data" directory.

After a "delightful" day of moving programs to the "D" drive... all SIX of them so far, I had gained a little over 13G on the "C" drive.

I still have about another ten programs I hope to move. 

My future is simple.

Any new programs will be loaded to the "D" drive.

With any luck, when I get all the files moved to "D" as I hope, perhaps I'll have maybe 50G of free space on the "C" drive.

Of course, one good thing, with much of the "C" drive being emptied, perhaps my laptop will once again run quickly. Wouldn't that be nice?

So, what and why this blog entry?

If your computer is running slow, it might be running out of work space.

If you get a new computer, check and see how the manufacturer set it up - 1 HUGE drive, or 2 or more drives.

If ONE drive, enjoy. If two drives - remember, install as much software on the SECOND drive, not the "C" drive.

Trust me, "C" will fill up fast enough.

Okay, I've warned you, do as you wish.

Until next I ramble on...

UPDATE: I now have 30Gig of free space on my "C" drive. My laptop is flying in speed. I haven't seen this fast of reaction for almost two years. CLEAN OUT YOUR "C" drive.



Thursday, April 11, 2024

 Almost a year since my last post. I really thought I'd attempt to be more regular than that, but Life keeps throwing curves at me.

Personal update. I'm on dialysis 3X weekly which basically messes up the whole day with four hours in the chair, plus hookup and unhook time - depending on whether they are using the chest port (fast) or the dual needles (much slower, 10 min per needle when removed) then you need to include the drive time there and back. I was able to cut my drive time down from 40 min each way to about 10 min. Yay!

Writing Update. With the above, obviously not a lot of writing time available, but I've been able to squeeze some in. I finished the Amish Singer series - six books. I've been getting a lot of good reviews on the series. At the last show, I had two customers come up, all excited, hoping they'd find me there, they wanted the last two books - five and six. A customer I was talking with when the one rushed up and cut in, she listened and decided to buy the full six-book set. 

I decided to leave the Amish world and work on some fantasy. My granddaughter suggested I do the cat series I'd written many years ago. Following her advice, I released book 1 of Scepter of the Fire Cat, book 1, The Legend. I'm now finishing up book 2, The Lost One. And, with any luck, I hope to have book 3, The Return, finished by the end of the year or early next year. 

So, what's in the wings of my writing? I want to finish book 2, The Topaz, of my Shiyula series. Also, book 4, Missing Mommy, with my Barry Hargrove detective series. Also, I have an epic I've been working on with the working title of The Azores which deals with Atlantis. And, I have my Viking/Native American tale, Sky Eyes, which I'd like to finish.

But, I've not forgotten my Amish fans, I have another story, hopefully, just a single book, Amish 9//11 which deals with the Twin Towers and September 11, 2001. I'm figuring it will entail a nephew of Jacob Longenfelter to tie in with my Amish Singer series, but be a stand-alone. 

Also, for my horror fans, I hope to get The Amish Hunter (working title) which involves the Amish and vampires. I have a twist I hope to throw out there to make it interesting.

I won't mention the other 15-plus books I've got started and need to finish. What I really need to do is to put the outlines I have in my head into the Scrivener project for each novel so IF, in my demise, perhaps somebody would want to pick up my work and finish it. I know my #3 son enjoys writing and he might be the one to do it. Otherwise, some of those stories will never see the light of day.

Now, for a different topic. AI - Artificial Intelligence. Some authors are using it to write their novels which allows them to slap out a story in no time. Keep word, I feel, is "slap out" because they aren't really writing it, they're allowing some vague ... I hate to say intelligence ... knowledge base might be a better choice ... to create the story for them. I'm not against AI, I think it is useful to help a writer enhance their writing ability. Call it a "Muse" if you want, but allow it to give your imagination a new shot of adrenaline, a new view aspect. In my novel, Missing Mommy (mentioned earlier) I was stumped as to what would be the cause for her to be missing. I mean, a lab technician by day, an exotic dancer by night, with a young boy at home. Why would she come up amiss? AI gave me the suggestions and I was able to create my story. I AM WRITING THE STORY!!! Not using AI. 

So, what are your thoughts on AI?

Until I ramble on again...

Thursday, May 25, 2023

Unleash Your Inner Writer with "52 Weeks of Writing Tips"

 


Hey there, fellow wordsmiths and aspiring authors! Today, I'm going to talk about my book "52 Weeks of Writing Tips" which I hope will inspire and guide you on your writing journey. I released this several years ago, but was approached by a 'fan' the other day who had just purchased it and gushed about how much she enjoyed and learned from it. She had it with her, so I was polite and made it a signed copy.

So, grab a cozy spot, get ready to sip a cup of your favorite beverage, and let's explore this little gem together!

First things first, let's talk about me so you know where this is coming from. I'm no stranger to the world of writing. With a wealth of experience under my belt, I've honed my craft over the years with a passion for sharing this knowledge with fellow writers, beginning with an online ezine magazine author and weekly contributor as the poet person, then both in several writing groups and many adult college writing courses, and finally as a conference speaker and coordinator. In "52 Weeks of Writing Tips," I attempt to take on the role of a friendly mentor, providing practical advice, inspiration, and encouragement to help you become a better writer.

What makes this book stand out is its unique structure. As the title suggests, it's divided into 52 weeks, with each week focusing on a specific aspect of writing. This format is perfect for those who prefer a step-by-step approach or want to tackle one concept at a time. You can read it cover to cover or dip into any week that catches your fancy.

My writing style is casual, relatable, and easy to follow. I have tried to make it feel like having a conversation with a knowledgeable friend who genuinely wants to help you succeed. You won't find any overly complex jargon or complicated theories here. Instead, I offer practical tips and tricks that you can immediately implement in your own writing.

From crafting engaging characters to building compelling plots, from finding your unique voice to overcoming writer's block, "52 Weeks of Writing Tips" covers a broad range of topics that every writer grapples with. Real-life examples, anecdotes, and exercises back my insights to encourage you to put theory into practice. I like to think of myself as a personal writing coach guiding you along the way. It's a hands-on approach that will undoubtedly help you grow as a writer.

What I wanted to do with "52 Weeks of Writing Tips" is cater to writers of all levels. Whether you're a beginner trying to find your footing or an experienced writer looking for fresh insights, my advice is relevant and valuable. Even if you've been writing for years, you'll discover new perspectives and gain renewed enthusiasm for your craft.

I share personal anecdotes from my writing journey, highlighting the ups, downs, and lessons learned along the way. These stories create a sense of camaraderie and remind us that every writer faces challenges. Through my experiences, I attempt to impart wisdom and encourage resilience, reinforcing the belief that perseverance is key to achieving our writing goals.

To sum it up, "52 Weeks of Writing Tips" is a treasure trove of practical guidance, inspiration, and motivation for writers of all stripes. I hope my friendly and conversational tone makes the book approachable and easy to digest. Whether you're a novice or a seasoned pro, this book will undoubtedly become your go-to companion, offering guidance and support every step of the way.

So, my fellow wordsmiths, grab a copy of "52 Weeks of Writing Tips," embark on this delightful literary adventure, and watch your writing soar to new heights! Happy writing!

Here are the Amazon links:
Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1499323697
E-book: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JL58CPA

If the link is not clickable, copy and pate it into your browser.

Until next I ramble on...


Friday, March 31, 2023

Good News!

 Here it is, almost April 1st. Yup, April Fool's Day.

BUT, I'm not going to fool you. I have great news. If you've followed me long enough over the years, you know I've written a series of Amish books. My hero, Daniel, started out in book 1 wanting to go to high school, in book 2 he went to NYC, and book 3 he came home. 

Now, book 4 is available. Yes! The Vietnam Voice is now available to order in paperback and/or ebook.


In this book, my hero, Daniel, is more of a background character. Trust me, he is not forgotten, but it deals more with his younger sister, Hannah. She has to deal with a decision. John Heffel is Amish and very enamored with Hannah. Unfortunately, Hannah is longing for the Englische boy, Jonathan Bell. To complicate matters, the two join the Army and go to Vietnam. Things happen. My beta-reader enjoyed the story.

If you are interested in a tease read, check out my webpage; www.bobnailor.com and click on books.

To order the paperback: https://www.amazon.com/Vietnam-Voice-Bob-Nailor/dp/1618771744/

To order the ebook: https://www.amazon.com/Vietnam-Voice-Bob-Nailor-ebook/dp/B0BZRPLCY7/

BUT... hold off. (I can't believe I said that!!)

I'm going to discount the first three books/ebooks. Unfortunately, book 4 is full price. Paperback is $16.95 and ebook is $4.99.

Now, book 1 will be: paperback: $10.95 - that's as low as Amazon will allow. The ebook: $.99.

Book 2 will be: paperback: $10.95 - again, Amazon's demand. The ebook: $.99.

Book3 will be: paperback: $12.95 - I need to make 'some' profit. The ebook: $1.99.

Book 4 as detailed above - $16.95 for the paperback, $4.99 for the ebook.

AND, just so you know, I am already working on book 5 - The Family Voice. Plus, I'm also working on the final book - #6 - The Englische Voice. The series will end.

I was asked what to expect next. To be honest, I'm not sure, but I figure I will start another series. I now have a little more incentive and inspiration. The Amish have started to move in behind me. Yes, just a mere mile away. We've already noticed buggies passing in front of our house. Really cool. I've met one family who live only a bit over a mile to my east. The Garleys are very nice.

Also, I'm working on book 3 of my Barry Hargrove mystery series. This one is titled: Dragon Feast.

At times my mind runs so fast I can barely type fast enough to keep up... and I've been clocked typing at 105 wpm. That's right. I was tested and had 3 errors which meant I lost 5 words for each error. I finished at 120 wpm, but after error compensation, I was 105. Still, I think that's pretty good. I can't quite keep up with my mind, but I'm close.

Well, until next I ramble on...


Tuesday, March 7, 2023

Remember Me? An Update

 Do you remember me? Bob Nailor. That author dude from NW Ohio.

Life has tossed me several curves in the last almost four years since my last blog. First was that nasty COVID virus. I was able to avoid it when it first appeared, but then, it got me. I was rushed to ER in Bryan, then transported to Ft Wayne where they didn't think I would make it through the night.

Ha. Ha. Showed them. Two weeks later I was transported back to Bryan to a nursing home where I spent another two weeks habilitating to join society. Talk about therapy!! I had to learn to walk, go up/down steps, etc. Yeah, even throw a ball.

That was Spring. During the Summer I seemed to be doing fine and things were going along; well, almost too well. In September my doctor decided I was retaining too much water and put me on a diet and double Lasix pills. No exercise, per se, but walking (aka running) to the toilet helped to lose weight. I lost 70 pounds.

Then the falling kicked in. Between December 1 and April 15 of the next year (2022) I fell 21 (TWENTY-ONE) times. It took them that long to figure out why I was falling. Seems I had what is called "Diabetic Amyotrophy" which attacks the muscles of the legs to a point of uselessness. That's right; I couldn't support myself and I never knew when the legs would give out. People told me to use a walker for support. When my legs gave out, it was a drop, like a crumbled cookie. I had a walker, but I was down before I could even get my arms to support me.  We had to let the disease run its course.

Yup, back to therapy again. I was almost to the point where I could walk on my own, my heart decided to go into a-fib. So, a pacemaker was 'installed' to give me a bionic aspect. Things seemed to be back on track. YAY! WRONG. I kept going into a-fib and the doctor couldn't 'shock' me out of it. Back to Fort Wayne and an oblation on the heart in an attempt to fix the a-fib. That did the trick, but I needed to again get more therapy. Almost back to walking on my own when my nephrologist realized my weight gain was due to water retention and any attempt to pressure the kidneys to work harder would ruin them even more. 

I was put on dialysis. A port was put into my upper chest (opposite side of my pacemaker) and now I attend dialysis treatments 3X per week for 3.5 hours per session. It would have been nice to be able to do it in my own community, but there is a 2+ year waiting list to get in there; so I go to Defiance which is about a 35-40 minute drive from my home; each way. Talk about a shot day.

All during this time I have attempted to write, my Amish fan base is screaming for the next book. I wrote "The Secret Voice" as a stand-alone book. Wrong. Fans wanted to know what happened next. I wrote "The New York Voice" in hopes of satisfying my fans and calling it quits. Nope. Hence book 3, "The Amish Voice" came into existence. I had my wife read the final copy before publishing. What was her first words when she finished the book? What Happens Next? That's right, I'm now working on book 4, "The Vietnam Voice" and have outlined/wrote a little on the LAST two books: "The Family Voice" and "The Englische Voice" which definitely ends "The Amish Singer Series" - at least, in my mind. If my fans are wanting more, I will need to consider a new series.

I also wrote two Barry Hargove detective/mystery books: "The Case of Eternal Blood" and "The Babbling Sphinx" Yes, I'm working on book 3; "Dragon Feast" which I hope will be a fun read for those who like mystery/detective stories.

And, I'm also working on book 2 of my "Shiyula" series - "The Topaz" which is coming close to being done, IF I ever finish "The Vietnam Voice." LOL. Yes, I have outlines for another few books in this series, too. "The Ruby," "The Sapphire," "The Pearl," and "The Diamond." My heroine, Jewyl, will have her hands full as she attempts to regain her grandfather's kingdom.

Rumor has it I'm also working on a book of Christian meditation... AND a sequel to my best-seller on AMazon "52 Weeks of Writing Tips" entitled "Another 52 Weeks of Writing Tips." I know, so original!

Notice in the above line I said best-seller on Amazon. My big, BIG seller is my Amish series, but it's via me at fairs, book clubs, craft shows and other events.

Which brings me to a moment of realization. With dialysis happening 3X per week, I did an event in southern Indiana - The Covered Bridge - which lasted 10 days. I won't be able to do that anymore. I even question my ability to do the 4 day Pemberville Free Fair event which I really enjoy.

Yes, my life has/is changing. I can travel but I must set up dialysis sessions along the way. I was told I could even go on a 10 days cruise. Hm? I can get a cruise for $800/person, but the dialysis (5 or 6 times) at about $1K per session... WOW! For 2 people, the cruise will be less than $2K, but the dialysis for me during that time, like $6K. And guess what!? I have to pay. Insurance won't cover it because if you can afford a cruise, you can afford your dialysis.

Okay, if you stuck with me this far; thanks. I hope to return to blogging.

Until next I ramble on...


Tuesday, May 7, 2019

What's Wrong With Getting an eBook for Nothing?

This is a post by Jack Eason...

What’s wrong with getting an eBook for nothing?
Free Books.001

ONLY EVERYTHING!

The fact that today’s readers of eBooks demand they must be free or on offer as part of an all you can read for x number of dollars per month package deal, is just so wrong!
Face it people, when you go to your supermarket to get your groceries, or to any other retail outlet you care to name, do you get what you want for nothing? No of course not. So why should you expect to get a book for free? I’ve heard some people claim it should be free because an eBook isn’t a real book, only an electronic file. Good grief morons, try engaging your brains for once in your lives! These same idiots argue that they should be able to download their favourite music for free as well. I have just two words on that particular subject – Taylor Swift!!! We need someone like her to stand up for the largely toothless contributing authors of this world…
Thanks to Amazon belabouring the fact that eBooks are electronic files, the concept of never paying for any eBook written by an Indie has become the norm. How many of you feel guilty about reading that eBook you got for nothing? More to the point, how many of those free eBooks you downloaded, have you actually read, let alone reviewed?
Doesn’t it bother you that the eBook’s author invested several months, or in some cases, years writing it? If not, it damned well should!

It’s high time you all grew a conscience and put yourselves in the author’s place for once. After all, would you go into work if you knew that you would not receive a salary for your hard work? Of course you wouldn’t!
More fool us for loving the written word, to the point where we sweat blood like you wouldn’t believe to bring you that latest book. Common decency demands that we are owed monetary recompense for all our hard work in the form of royalties, no matter the price of the book in question.
Unfortunately these days most Indies are lucky if their titles sell in the dozens per annum. Thanks to Amazon’s penny pinching change in how they pay royalties, known as KENPR or Kindle Edition Normalized Pages Read, combined with your own equally selfish attitude towards the product of our labours, if any writer thinks they will become rich these days, they’re seriously kidding themselves. We’re no different to you in that we need money to survive, but thanks to Amazon and uncaring people like you, 99.999% of Amazon’s Indie authors consider themselves lucky if they make maybe a couple of hundred dollars (US) yearly from writing.
Remember this tightwads – authors never receive royalties from those free copies you all greedily help yourselves too.

PS – if you agree with me, reblog this!!!
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Now, I'm adding my $.02 worth...

Would you work for one year? Two years? Even a decade? Would you do that for free? Less than 10% of authors are able to write as a livable profession... maybe that percentage is even lower.

I've considered the "free" route. BUT... My friend spent over a year writing a book, paid over $500 for editing services to make sure the book was good, and paid $150 for a book cover. He offered the book for $4.99, no sales, $3.99, no sales, $1.99, limited sales, finally offered it for free. On the two days he offered it for free, it was downloaded over three thousand times. The next day it went back to $1.99 and he sold a whopping five copies, of which two were returned. Thank you, Amazon. He has yet to recoup his expenses and he has had the book available for over a year. So you understand this dilemma better. Those three thousand books that went for free - that was over $1,000 in profit IF... IF the book had sold for $.99, and over $2,000 if the book had sold for $1.99. Instead, my friend has made a whopping "almost" $10 for the year. If he was living on that 'salary' he would be making about $.0048 an hour. Less than a half penny per hour. Need the math? $10 ÷ 2080. BTW, the 2080 is the number of work hours in a year 40 * 52 = 2080.

Now, I'm not saying that $2,000 is a killer earning to live on per year, but it would enhance the lifestyle somewhat.

I'm not against free books, they have their place in the marketing world. If you have a series of 3 or 5 books, offering book 1 for free would attract a reader with the possibility of future sales of the remaining series.

So, think twice when you grab that free book.

Until next I ramble on...

Wednesday, November 21, 2018

How to Launch a Box Set of Ebooks

Today I want to share a blog of my friend, Elyse Salpeter. She explains how she released her first box set and how to do it. Enjoy.


How to Launch a Box Set of Ebooks: The Kelsey Porter Series

by Elyse Salpeter



Kelsey Porter Box Set
Hi, everyone. I have great news! I’m excited to announce that I have learned how to launch a box set for those of you who’d like to jump into the Kelsey Porter series. Here are the first three ebooks all together, now available on Amazon for just $7.99. Please click here: https://amzn.to/2RV8eIY
How did I do it? Launching a box set is actually pretty easy… though I’ll need to caveat that you DO need to actually have multiple books written. I waited to do a box set until after I had 5 books in the Kelsey Porter series published. Then what I did was contact my formatter and she made me an ebook file of the first three novels. She put it all together in one document that I uploaded to Amazon. The only difference is you don’t need the added copy at the end of each novel, as the next book is already there, ready to go. But, at the very end of the ebook, I did the amazon link and the 1st chapter of Book #4 so the readers could continue the series.
Then, I contacted my cover artist, Laura LaRoche at LLPix Designs, and she created this really cool box set cover, as you can see here. She used the same “feel” as the covers of the series and I think she did a great job.

The Kelsey Porter Series
Now, why did I do only three? Because...[Read more here...]
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Until next I ramble on...

Monday, August 20, 2018

Fair Fare

Sorry for the delay in posting. I was at the fair. No, I didn't go to a fair, I was part of the fair. I was a vendor at a street fair in Pemberville, Ohio.

It is a free street fair that starts on a Wednesday evening and ends on Saturday night. Three days and four  nights of activities for the whole family. This event has been going on for 65 years. Imagine that?!

Now, exactly how was I involved? Four authors - I was one of them - shared a 10 ft X 10 ft "booth" area to hawk our books in the vendors' tent.

We thought we could "man" the booth in turns so nobody would get burned out but quickly discovered being absent meant "no sales" since most of the people wanted to talk to the author about this or that particular book. Plus, if they bought the book, and the author was absent, who would sign the copy? Hence, I found myself behind the table from ...

Wed: 6pm to 9pm
Thu: 12pm to 9pm
Fri: 9am to 9pm
Sat: 9am to 9pm

The only time I escaped was to get something to eat or drink, even though I brought water along each day, with the 80+ temperatures and inside a canvas tent, it was very warm. There was some wind, but it usually came with rain which meant the sides were pulled down to keep us, and our wares, dry. Oh, and the other time of escape was to find a facility to get rid of the excess water that didn't sweat out. LOL. (Note: That's when I would check out what I could of the fair, seeing where I might want to eat next time!)

Now, my wife went with me to this event since it was a two-hour drive away and we took our RV to have a temporary residence. She camped, I worked. But, she attended the fair a couple of days. She played bingo, watched the pony and tractor pulls and even went to see exactly what a "chicken drop" might be. Imagine her surprise. to discover people laying down money on numbers to match the numbers in a fenced area. When all "bets" were done, a chicken was placed in the fenced area and when and where it "dropped" a load in a numbered square, that person won.

Rides were plenty, some for lovers, some for kids, some for adults, and some, well, just too twisty turny for my body to not react in a violent manner. I've learned NOT to ride them.

Food? So much food. Everything from a simple hot dog to an elaborate pork loin sandwich. There was the ever present cotton candy, caramel or candy apples, popcorn - both plain, flavored and standard caramel, blooming onions, floats, pop, nachos, corn dogs, and as I stated, that pork loin fritter which was deep fried, tri-folded on the bun and then smothered in anything you wanted to put on it.

But I was there to sell books, as were my fellow authors. We started with four, then had only three and finally, for the last 5 hours, it was just the two of us. One author got sick Thursday morning and didn't attend the rest of the event. Another author had a family emergency and had to be absent a whole day on Friday and called it early on Saturday. He did very well on sales for his limited time in attendance.

Now, I and Terry James were there practically the whole time. He sold well and even had a fan come up and gush over him. She couldn't believe her luck in meeting one of her favorite authors. Personally, I think he was a little bashful about the whole incident.

I did quite well, selling books and greeting/meeting people. I had two library people approach me to see if I would be interested in a meet/greet event to talk about and sign copies of my book(s) over the next year. I just hope I didn't scare them off with my eagerness to jump at the chance!!

Another gentleman bought a copy of "The Secret Voice" which is the 1st book in my Amish Singer series. He wanted to read it and thought maybe his wife might be interested in it. To my surprise, she was back to my booth in about ten minutes asking me if I'd be interested in a possible book club opportunity. Remember, this is all, at minimum, two hours away from my home. I said yes, I'd love to do a book club if they were interested. Imagine my surprise!! The woman and her book club are only a mere 10 miles from my residence. They were visiting friends in Pemberville. Such an opportunity to fall into my lap. I couldn't believe my luck. Now, I hope the others are excited enough to buy into the book for the club.

Overall, it was a great fair. I sold many, many books, including my latest Barry Hargove and The Case of Eternal Blood.

Now I need to get my butt in the chair and finish the sequel to The Secret Voice. It should be an easy hustle next year in Pemberville.

Until next I ramble on...

Sunday, July 22, 2018

The Sanitized Monster

Vampire.

Take a second. Exactly what did you visualize when you read that word? Did you see a pale, young man or woman whose skin reminded you of sparkling marble? Or perhaps your mind wandered into the sensual with a virile man or sexy woman who dredged up the secret passions of your loins?

Did anyone imagine a male or female who had no other desire than to suck all the blood out of your body before casting you aside like an empty plastic water bottle? One of the reviews of my co-written vampire novel - Ancient Blood The Amazon - stated "The book is an excellent read filled with the psycho-sexual depredations of vampires in their more traditional incarnation, but with a modern twist that keeps the reader engaged rather than bored.

Zombie.

Again, what did you imagine? Was the creature slow and mindless? Lumbering with a goal? Faster than you? Conniving? Comic relief?

In today's society we have sanitized our monsters to where they are our friends, or worse, a joke. Today's vampires don't want to drain you of your life essence. No, they want to be your friend and live a normal life within society. The same holds true for werewolves, zombies, mummies and a plethora of other monsters.

Mermaids. Those lovely creatures of the water. We all agree they are beautiful, sensual, and desirable. Yet, originally, these minions of the sea were vicious and their only desire was to see your vessel destroyed, and most likely, you become food, or die, sinking into the depths of their watery world.

Dragons. Are they fire-breathing behemoths flying through the air, destroying mankind, demanding virgin sacrifices, and squatting on the collected gold? Or, are they peaceful beasts who share their life with virtuous men, fighting evil? They've been redesigned into wyverns, worms, and other mythological creatures with and without magical powers. Are they good? Bad?

Orcs? Demons? Succubi? Werewolves? Mummies? Are they your nightmare or your buddy?

Let's go another route...

Fairies. Are they good or bad? Really? Fairies are light, beings of the fantastic. Do we approach them like Glinda, the good witch of the south, who would ask? Are you a good fairy? Or a bad fairy? 

On that note - how about witches and warlocks? Are they good? Or are they bad?

Originally, witches were hags who brewed their cauldrons for only one thing, a curse. I believe L. Frank Baum created the first "good" witch. I may be wrong, correct me, if so. Still, Halloween was filled with flying broomsticks operated by witches with their feline sidekicks. The movie, Hocus Pocus, gave us the evil witch, but threw in comical relief to make it a "family" movie. Considering the theme of the movie - stealing and sucking the life force out of children - if not for the comedy, could have been a very dark and scary movie... definitely an "R" rating.

Warlocks were their counterpart. Again, their magic was created to subsidize the dark. But, over time, they were sanitized into good beings who lead or helped epic adventures or managed schools.

Leprechauns are another group of creatures who have been through the mill, so to speak. Originally they were little people who, if caught, would possibly give up their pot of gold for their freedom. An example - Darby O'Gill and the Little People. Years later, enter "Leprechaun" (the horror movies) where the poor creature will resort to mayhem and bloodshed to retain its pot of gold. If these creatures were real, I'm sure many of them would be in therapy trying to find their identity.

Are monsters good? Bad? Indifferent?

Should we sanitize these creatures to imbue them as "fun" people? Or, should we resort back to the original design? Variety is the spice of life. Yes, but do we want a variety or do we want to strip these creatures of the magical qualities to scare the bejesus out of us?

I see nothing wrong with good and bad. What I see wrong is the going astray to sanitize them, stripping away the horror that made them what they are. I have no problem with a vampire that rips the throat out after finishing a bloody meal. I have no issue with a vampire who wants to assist the cops on the night force as a hematologist. But, I do call "foul" when the vampire is forced to drink bottled animal or synthetic blood so s/he can be around humans and control the blood lust within them.

And don't get me started on aliens. My aspect? If aliens come to Earth, they come to conquer and strip the planet. Why else would one want to leave their planet? They aren't coming because they like our flowers. They need our resources - and one of those resources might just be us!

Until next I ramble on...

Sunday, July 15, 2018

A Little Politics

I have a friend who has considered running for a political position, but he is worried some of his "secrets" from the past will be raised and he'd rather not have them see the light of day.  Personally, I think he would be great for the job, and having known him since our school days, his past should be his past and left alone.

Of course, if he had been part of some subversive group back in his college years, I'd question that, but, then again, that was forty years ago and if he hasn't been "actively" involved with that group during the last forty years, I'm pretty sure he's clean.

Did he smoke pot?  Take drugs?  I don't know and I don't really care.  Is he or has he been taking them in the last 10 weeks? 10 days? 10 minutes?  Even 10 seconds ago? Now, that would be my question.

What I think is his basic problem is a little unknown secret of exploration during the sixties. [I know he hasn't smoked pot or been involved with a subversive group, so I'm guessing at this.] Everyone slept around.  So what if you woke up in a stranger's bed and the person happen to be a hooker or, even as a worst case scenario, the same sex as you.  You're not sleeping around now and have been true to your wife for the last almost fifty years.

For some strange reason we, Joe Public, feel a person in politics should be squeaky clean. We place them on a pedestal, and they should shine. Even my pastor confided to me, he is a man, not a saint, and if pushed, he can get angry and cuss with the best of them. He asks forgiveness, but, as he said, he is a man. But, I digress. Should our politicians be squeaky clean?

NO!

No one man could ... not even Jesus could stand up to that type of scrutiny. Think about it. Jesus had "hoes" and men of questionable reputations, such as a tax collector, as his buddies and sidekicks. Today, over 2.2 billion people claim this same man, Jesus, as their Savior. Nobody would have voted him "Man to Succeed" back then!

So, the bottom line is simple.  Can the person do the job?  Is the fact that he took a "toke" on a joint back in 1968 or woke up with another guy who claims it was one of the best nights or paid $20 for a quickie at some dive while attending college - is that critical to his position?

Now, if this person has been in a political position and has been pocketing money from special interest groups for votes and/or taking drugs and/or sleeping around - yeah, time to evaluate your choice. If the person is already a political figure, I expect them to represent ME and put forth their best effort to be a figure to look up to.

My buddy seems to me to be a good choice from what I know of him.

At the present time, as I see it, most of Congress should consider themselves eligible for deployment elsewhere.  Being a Senator or House Rep is a position of honor, it is NOT a career opportunity.  Too many of them are there, and been there, for way too long.

I would love to see a bill passed that had the following articles of conditions for members of Congress:

  1. Service not to exceed 2 terms, once filled, cannot serve again
  2. Salary will be voted by the public, and only the public - you are a servant of the public
  3. Must have served a minimum of 2 years military, this applies to both male and female
  4. If a bill is passed applying to the public, it applies also to Congress - you are not exempt
  5. Money will be set aside, just like the rest of the public, for your retirement - it will NOT be your salary amount - your current salary and retirement fund is our (the public's) taxes.
  6. Any monies discovered taken from special interest groups (lobbyists) will result in swift termination. This is direct or indirect funding by a lobbyist.
  7. Any involvement in sex or drugs brought to attention will be handled swiftly - resignation.
  8. The rest of the world is awake at their jobs, therefore no sleeping in session.
I was a little leery about the "sex and drugs" but I figure, if you're in Congress or any political office, you can keep your zipper up and your nose clean for those few years.  If it happened before and/or after their term of service - I don't care. Of course, if a political member is questioned about monies taken, sex, or drugs, I still see justice being served with a proper hearing.  BUT, the idea of spending $50+ million dollars "in discovery" is ridiculous. A reasonable hearing is all that is needed, not a slack-stick Hollywood production.

Also, all these so-called "junkets" to foreign countries or elsewhere to validate some obscure aspect is a waste of our money. Does the First Lady really need to shop in Paris? Or does the town mayor really need to spend five days at a convention where the rooms cost $275 or more per day? Or have an alcohol tab of an excessive amount? If the political person wants to drink, pay for it yourself! I have to, why not you?

What people seem to forget is one simple fact: Any money the government spends is YOUR money paid in taxes.  The U. S. government, state government, county government, even city government, is not a company making money - they aren't selling anything... well, they sell us a lot of BS, but that's another story. Any money they have is OUR money we've paid in taxes. There is not a PROFIT margin like a corporation or company.

Back to the problem at hand - If a person wants to run for a political office, it should be about that person's ability to handle the position and if there are certain "terms" of that position, the person should be able to meet them or not run.  What I am saying, if you need to be 35 and a U.S. citizen, show them your birth certificate.  The fact that you got arrested for stealing a watch from WalMart when you were 19 years old has nothing to do with your ability, at age 55, to be a County Commissioner or Senator.

Some skeletons should be left in the closet - that's why they're there!!

So what are your thoughts?  Am I wrong?

Until next I ramble on...




Sunday, July 8, 2018

What Have I Been Up To?

Most of the time I am fighting my weight or blood sugar. I mean, that is a daily battle, and really... Do you want to hear about it? If so, here's a little update. Finally, I think I have my insulin intake under control - for the most part. I mean, I still have minor bouts of high numbers, especially when I go off diet and binge at the Chinese "all-you-can-eat" buffets. Give me a break. Sushi? Fried fish? Fried shrimp? Fried... well, whatever? And rice? Of course my numbers are going to be out of bounds. DOH!!! Also, I've learned, if I turn just right, I can jolt my back out of place and that insipid continuous pain can sky-rocket my blood sugar, too. So, I deal with it, and on most day, I'm good.

Weight? I didn't gain this spacious 100 pounds overnight; I'm not going to lose it overnight. The faster it comes off, the faster it comes back and usually brings extra luggage and friends. I'm losing at a slow pace, a hair over three pounds over a three month period. That would mean, one pound per month. Maybe I "could" step it up a little, but, well, read the previous paragraph. Buffets? Doh?! If it ain't deep fried, it is coated in a heavy sugary syrup. Hence, when at home, I eat a lot of less carb meals, cutting corners on the carb count as I can. Sandwiches are now basically a wrap, but with lavash bread which is only 4 carbs for 1/4 section of bread which is more than enough to wrap a sandwich. Sure beats 20+ for a slice of bread.

So much for all that same-o, same-o crap about my diet, weight, and blood sugar. Big whoop! I'm controlling it for the most part. I'm happy.

So... What have I been doing? We decided to revamp the front porch. Okay, in full honesty, we decided to revamp the whole appearance around the house. First step was getting some of the weeds under control and to do that, we decided to get rid of some flower beds. We didn't get rid of flowers, just the beds. Flowers now reside in pots and they're doing real fine and I've discovered, so much easier to weed. As I wander around the yard, checking the posies, if I see a stray weed growing in the pot - well, out it comes!!

The garden was six feet by fifteen feet. Slightly raised. To be honest, barely eight inches off the ground. It did help keep the weeds somewhat controlled, but leaning down to get to them. Uh, that was a stretch.


A new raised bed this spring. Smaller. It is - inside dimensions - four feet by nine something feet. Note I said inside dimensions. I used concrete blocks, two blocks high. So the garden is now sixteen inches from the ground and quite reachable. Weeds? Yeah, a few at the start which I was able to remove in less than ten minutes. Now, that's what I call easy gardening. This image is when I first started to put it in. Uh, two trips to Menards to lug them back in the rear of a 2014 Ford Focus, 700+ pounds, just in blocks, each load. LOL.


Almost finished. Just a little more dirt. I've put in some dirt, some sand, and lots and lots of chicken crap. I cleaned out the chicken coop and well, what better place to put all that fertilizer? I let it sit for almost a month, watering it so it wouldn't be too strong.


And, now? Here's what it looks like today.


I have two struggling bell peppers on the extreme right with some nice looking bells. There are 2 rows of green beans and one row of wax beans. My "salad" lettuce is on the left. It is a mixture of different leaf lettuces. And, across the back, I have five (5) tomato plants. Starting from the left, it is a cherry tomato (in case you didn't notice, it is HUGE) for salads and munching, a Beef Steak for sandwiches, a New Jersey Devil which is a strange Roma-type for pastes and salsa, a Pink which will add a lighter color to the mix, and finally, on the far right, a Mortgage Maker which is a heavy bearer and great for sauces. Yeah, a lot of tomatoes going into pint and quart jars this season until the first winter frost kills them. Of course, I'll probably sneak out and grab a couple of green maters to fry up. Love them. Oh, and before I forget, I am proud to say, everything in the garden but the lettuce was grown by me from seed.

I've also been working on the front porch and side deck. Let's go with the front porch. It is "almost" done. I just need to get the LED post cap lights for the four small posts, and I also need to string rope between the posts. Since the porch is only two feet from the ground on the sides, and a couple of inches from the front flower beds, I don't need to have any railing. We love the look without. BUT, we discovered, a strong wind moves the furniture across the porch and well, in the past, the railings kept things contained to the front porch and not flipping all over the yard. Hence, we are placing a decorative rope around to at least keep the furniture on the porch during a storm. Here's the porch, as built in 2006 when the house was going up. The only thing missing is the slapped-up white roof with no trim.


This is what it looks like today, minus the cap post LED lights and ropes ... which are coming soon.


And, now, some close ups. They are: front porch left side, front porch right side, my fancy corner emblem so I didn't have to miter the corners when putting up the trim, and the newly painted furniture.




Now, a little about the furniture. Originally, the love seat was the same insipid "tan" color as the table next to it. The Adirondack chair was a lovely shade of dark army green. The other chairs were also a shade of dark moss green. I painted them all a dark blue. We put new blue and white cushions on the old rockers. And, in the near future, I will paint the tables white. Also, I plan to paint all the shutters on the house to match our new color scheme. Yup! It will be that dark blue.

I'm currently working on the side deck. It is a mere eight (8) to ten (10) feet above the ground on the east end of the house. I had some of that crappy plastic trellis screwed to some of the uprights. Not really all that safe. I have since put up welded fencing and will be covering it with wood strips. When I finish that project, I'll post. Hopefully, by then, I'll also have the rest of the front porch, and shutters completed. One neighbor asked if I was getting the house ready to sell. I informed him I was changing a lot of things around the house to make it easier for me, a seventy-two year old fart, to keep things up-to-date. I will be enlarging the "hillside" flower bed this fall. My son bought a new place and my DIL doesn't want to fiddle with all the myriad of flowers. Guess who is going to inherit them? And, in the manner of keeping it easier for me, I'll add a simple path through the new bed to make weeding easier when in the flower bed.

A Gardening Lesson

Here's a gardening tidbit. When is the best time to weed? Well, of course, when the weed first emerges from the ground and has very little root... but, well, we don't tend to catch them until they are larger than the flowers. LOL. So, now to answer the question. After it has rained. If you get a heavy deluge, or really good dousing of water that seeps deep into the ground. The next day... or later that day, grab your bucket and whatever weeding tools you use and get out there. PULL... yes, PULL those weeds out. If the ground is really wet, they will literally slip out, maybe even with all the hairy little roots still attached. I did that for a mulch area, pulling dandelions, Queen Anne's lace, thistle, creeping Jenny and all sorts of other weeds out - tap root and all the little roots, too. If you get the root out, they don't tend to grow back. LOL. I've got a little weeding to do and it has threatened to rain for the last couple of days. Even the weatherman believes it will rain. It hasn't. Each day it doesn't rain and I don't pull the weeds, they get stronger root systems and bigger. If it don't rain tonight, I will get the sprinkler out and let it run for about an hour in the morning, then again for about thirty minutes in the afternoon. Then, in the evening shade and cool, I'll sit on my little bench and pull those weeds out. BTW, if you know my luck, it will pour that night after I've watered so well.

Until next I ramble on...

Sunday, May 27, 2018

An Epiphany

Ever have one of them? An epiphany? A friend of mine likes to call them "The Epiphany" but somehow that indicates there is only one — and, for me, of late, there's been more than one.

When I was dating my wife, we'd go to her brother's house for family gatherings, picnics, and swim in the pond with the nieces and nephews. Up by the house, a table sat at the edge of the large deck under the shade of a large oak tree. As I lazed in the sun on the small sandy beach area, I'd see them, the aunts and uncles, the old people, sitting at that table enjoying their coffees or lemonades.

The years have passed. My brother-in-law and his wife have moved into a small trailer set a little closer to the pond. His eldest son has taken over handling the "estate" of six acres. We had a party the other day. All the family showed. The grandkids and great-grandkids frolicked in the pond, running helter-skelter here and there. I sat at the table at the edge of the large deck under the shade of the huge oak tree. I was enjoying my cup of coffee, talking with the other siblings of my wife's family, watching the kids. I was once more reminded of how the old people (the aunts, uncles, moms and dads) would sit at the table and...

OMG!

I was the 'old people' at the table.

Sure, Uncle Earl passed. Aunt Mary went to her Heavenly reward. Even mom and dad had taken their turn visiting the Pearly Gates.

But, wait, when had the baton been passed. When did I — that's right, the three of us — me, myself, and I — when did we become one of those to sit at the esteemed table of elders?

I longed for the sunny beach; to allow myself to throw caution to the wind, no reservations, allow the sun to crisp my body to a golden brown.

I held my hand over my eyebrow to shade my view and see the kids out in the water.

NO! I'd seen my wife's dad, and her Uncle Earl do that. Not me! It couldn't be me!!

I sipped my coffee, resigned to the fact — I was old. I'd moved on. No longer was I the stud lounging on the beach. My heydays were over.

Never!!

I stood, my bones creaking and cracking in the action. I was going to take my rightful place back in the sun. As I was about to leap off the low deck onto the lawn, I thought better of it, turned and carefully, one step at a time, made my way down the staircase and to the path to the pond.

About four steps later I realized the truth. I hurt. The idea of getting down, laying on the beach, allowing the glorious sun to bathe my body...

I cringed. Thoughts assailed me.

     1. That's a lot of white flesh to expose, not only to the sun, but to the world.
     2. They don't have a crane handy — how are you getting back up?
     3. Your six pack is more like overstuffed carry-on luggage.
     4. Do you really want to hear the kids, grandkids and others laughing?
     5. Or worse, crying for you to put on more clothes?

With the sincerest look I could offer, I turned to the others on the porch deck and said...

"Damn! I forgot what I was going to do!"

And humbly walked back up to sit at the table.

There is honor in growing old. It is a rite of passage. You are an elder to be respected.

Yeah, right! That's a lot of hogwash.

As Judge Thurgood Marshall stated when asked why he was retiring...

Because I'm old!

Yes, I'm old but I do believe I'd remember when the baton was passed to me. Obviously, as I have now learned, it is done without any pomp or circumstance. No ceremony. It is a simple case, one day you don't have the baton, the next day you have it. I also discovered, it does not, I repeat, does NOT come with instructions.

In fact, a little head's up — very little of growing up comes with instructions. Sure, you get guidance when you're young, but when you hit a certain age, all those who are older than you, well, they have moved on, and suddenly, you are now the font of all things important, somewhat relevant, and unfortunately, more often than not, totally useless information of a period gone by.

A few years ago, the matriarch of my wife's family passed. Yes, my mother-in-law, at the ripe age of 103 (one hundred and three) went to her Heavenly home. My parents had already passed. At that moment, although I hadn't realized it at the time, my wife and I became the matriarch and patriarch of our family, as did my wife's sisters and brother with their families.  The baton had been passed. There was none for us to go to for advice. We now were the Oracles, the deities of information, good or bad.

Epiphany.

When did I get to this point? How did I get here?

The answer is simple. I got here one breath at a time... and there were a lot of them.

As king, my first proclamation...

HELP!!

Until next I ramble on...